A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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Birth: | 6th December, 1955 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Actor, Comedian, Writer |
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