Jonathan Swift Quotes

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.

Be she barren, be she old, Be she slut, or be she scold, Eat my oysters, and lie near her, She’ll be fruitful, never fear her.

Lord, I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing!

I always love to begin a journey on Sundays, because I shall have the prayers of the church, to preserve all that travel by land, or by water.

Faith, that’s as well said, as if I had said it myself.

He was a bold Man that first ate an Oyster.