My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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Rodney Dangerfield (54)
Birth: | 22nd November, 1921 |
Death: | 5th October, 2004 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Actor, Comedian |
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Rodney Dangerfield was an American comedian, and actor, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!," and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back To School.
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