My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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| Birth: | 22nd November, 1921 |
| Death: | 5th October, 2004 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Actor, Comedian |
About
Rodney Dangerfield was an American comedian, and actor, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!," and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back To School.
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