Lyndon B. Johnson Quotes

I can teach it round or flat.

I don’t believe I’ll ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs, no matter how successful it is, because I didn’t go to Harvard.

I want every family in America to have a carpet on the floor and a picture on the wall. After bread, you’ve got to have a picture on the wall.

Let’s press the flesh.

I want loyalty. I want him to kiss my ass in Macy’s window at high noon and tell me it smells like roses. I want his pecker in my pocket.

Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside pissing in.