Lyndon B. Johnson Quotes

I can teach it round or flat.

I don’t believe I’ll ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs, no matter how successful it is, because I didn’t go to Harvard.

I want every family in America to have a carpet on the floor and a picture on the wall. After bread, you’ve got to have a picture on the wall.

Let’s press the flesh.

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time.

Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside pissing in.