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Joe Rogan (31)

Birth:	11th August, 1967
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Comedian, Martial Artist, Writer

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• If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

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  When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

   

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• To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don’t really worry that much about what other people think of me.

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• The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

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  The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

   

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• The Comedy Store in LA, it’s a really loose room and it’s really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.

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  The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

   

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• That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

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• Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that’s why everybody loved him so much.

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• People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.

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• People for the most part can smell lies.

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• Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.

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• My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they’re my best friends.

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• It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

   

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• It never hurt Lenny Bruce’s career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.

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• If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

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• If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they’re brooding all the time.

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• I’m a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

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• I wouldn’t totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I’m not going to go out of my way.

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  I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

   

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