Rob Schneider Quotes

• A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it’s not weird. But if a man does it, it’s very disturbing. The way I’d describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn’t let me in any of the interesting rooms.

  Rob Schneider

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Woman, Laugh, Cry

• I like to sneak in under the radar. I don’t have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I’m never in the tabloids. I prefer that.

  Rob Schneider

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Stuff, Deal, Following

• I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried.

  Rob Schneider

  Topics in Job

  Tags in Hard, Lost

• First of all, weren’t all the best beatings in the trailer for “The Passion of the Christ”? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.

  Rob Schneider

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Hate, Best, Passion

• I try not to have too much of an ego. I’ll do anything.

  Rob Schneider

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Anything, Ego

• I try not to worry about what that’s going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that’s when you look really stupid.

  Rob Schneider

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Stupid, Look, Try

• I try not to worry about what that’s going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that’s when you look really stupid.

  Rob Schneider

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Stupid, Look, Try

• Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don’t open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

  Rob Schneider

  Topics in Success

  Tags in Someone, Doing

• Women always feel like they’re being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.

  Rob Schneider

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Women, Judged, Rightful

Rob Schneider (9)

Birth:	31st October, 1963
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Comedian, Writer

About

Robert Michael "Rob" Schneider is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch-comedy series Saturday Night Live, Schneider has gone on to a successful career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Hot Chick, and Grown Ups.

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