David Spade Quotes

• Success? You can’t get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, ‘That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He’s horrible.’

  David Spade

  Topics in Success

  Tags in People

• I have no detectable hair style.

  David Spade

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Style

• I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

  David Spade

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Relationships

• I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

  David Spade

  Topics in Movies

  Tags in Measurement

• In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

  David Tudor

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Friend

• It’s funny because it’s funny.

  David Spade

  Topics in Funny

• It’s just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I’m sure I will, but I’m just trying to postpone it.

  David Spade

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Good

• It’s so crazy in Hollywood.

  David Spade

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Crazy

• My career is just kind of crazy.

  David Spade

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Career

• To be famous and broke is hard.

  David Spade

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Famous

• To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

  David Spade

  Topics in Money, Work

  Tags in Employee

• When I started I’d fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.

  David Spade

  Topics in Country

• You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that’s depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

  David Spade

  Topics in Truth

  Tags in Fun

• There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

  David Spade

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Entertainment

• I feel like I’ve got this anti-marriage thing, but it’s less that and more I’m overthinking it to get it right.

  David Spade

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Like

• I never dated much in high school or college.

  David Spade

  Topics in College

  Tags in School

• I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.

  David Spade

  Topics in Movies

  Tags in Kids

• I’m like a Dilbert cartoon.

  David Spade

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Like, Cartoon

• I’ve got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

  David Spade

  Topics in Funny

  Tags in Myself

• I’ve had it where things didn’t go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

  David Spade

  Topics in Movies

David Spade (26)

Birth:	22nd July, 1964
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Comedian, Television Presenter

About

David Wayne Spade is an American actor, comedian, and television personality. He is best known for his nasally and high pitched voice and his use of cutting and sarcastic one liners. He first became famous in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, and from 1997 until 2003 when he starred as Dennis Finch on Just Shoot Me!.

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