A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Steven Wright Quotes
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump
In the end everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives. - Marilyn Monroe
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. - L. Frank Baum
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. - Terry Pratchett
