Jon Heder Quotes

When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse.

What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now.

That’s what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles.

Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It’s cheesy.

Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.

Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great.