Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
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| Birth: | 12th May, 1937 |
| Death: | 22nd June, 2008 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Actor, Author, Comedian, Critic, Producer |
About
George Denis Patrick Carlin was born in Manhattan, New York, USA. He was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, author, and producer. He was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. His role in several films include: With Six You Get Eggroll, Car Wash, Outrageous Fortune, Working Tra$h, The Prince of Tides, Dogma, Scary Movie 3, and Jersey Girl. He wrote several books include: Sometimes a Little Brain Damage Can Help, Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and Three Times Carlin. His albums list shown below: You Are All Diseased, Back in Town, A Place for My Stuff, Playin' with Your Head, Take-Offs and Put-Ons, On the Road, Carlin on Campus, and Classic Gold.
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