Johnny Vegas Quotes

You can’t be a proper comic unless you’ve been out on stage and felt the fear.

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow ’cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.

With stand-up you’ve just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

When I wasn’t as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.

We all have days where we can’t pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.