Mike Epps Quotes

• You would be surprised of films that people just don’t see. You know what I mean? I’m always working and I’m a film buff but I’m an old school film buff.

  Mike Epps

• You know, you can’t make the people do what you want them to do.

  Mike Epps

• You know, my life’s changed now. I’m starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You’re supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.

  Mike Epps

• Yeah, I don’t mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.

  Mike Epps

• With Ice Cube they ain’t no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check.

  Mike Epps

• They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.

  Mike Epps

• She didn’t break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain’t supposed to be all involved in that. That’s why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right.

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• Just the fact that I’m in the game is great. I’m just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I’m humble and I try to be humble.

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• I’ve been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don’t even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I’m changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I’m supposed to.

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• I’m telling a Richard Pryor story through me.

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• I’m humble enough to wait and just chill. I’m having fun just working with these good people, man.

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• I’m gonna have to develop myself. I’m just going to do the best that I can do.

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• I’m a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what’s happening to me.

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• I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.

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• I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

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• I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.

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• I left Indiana, and I ain’t been back since. I’ve been doing comedy and paying my bills.

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• I learned that you don’t have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something.

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• I don’t know why people think I’m this ad-lib dude.

  Mike Epps

• I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I’m not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I’m a black man.

  Mike Epps

Mike Epps (27)

Birth:	18th November, 1970
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Comedian, Producer, Writer, Singer

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