A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.
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Birth: | 6th December, 1955 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Actor, Comedian, Writer |
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