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• When you read comic material and people aren’t laughing how do you know they’re listening.

  David Sedaris

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  Tags in Comic, Laughing

• Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

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  Tags in Exclamation, Laughing, Writing

• I don’t really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it’s safe, and the guys don’t go to the papers and tell them what I’ve done.

  Paul Gascoigne

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  Tags in Laugh, Laughing, Really

• I don’t want to be with someone boring because I’m always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

  Ashley Benson

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  Tags in Someone, Boring, Play, Laughing, Jokes

• This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn’t happen.

  Jayma Mays

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  Tags in Morning, Happen, Laughing

• I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.

  Spike Milligan

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• I checked myself out in that funeral parlour scene. I saw myself laughing, because there was a shot of Ed and I together and Mary was right in back of us. My head turned from the camera and I saw myself laughing, because Mary was absolutely brilliant in that thing.

  Gavin MacLeod

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  Tags in Actors And Acting, Laughing, Scene

• I’m sorry, but I can’t imagine being an American icon! It would be pretty difficult to look at your face in the mirror and think of yourself as that without laughing and spitting toothpaste all over!

  Jane Pauley

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  Tags in Mirror, Laughing

• You don’t need a critic to tell you people aren’t laughing.

  Chris Rock

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  Tags in Need, Laughing

• How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?

  Al Yankovic

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  Tags in Laughing, Bored

• I can be quite serious sometimes so laughing is key.

  Emily VanCamp

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• You know when you tell a self-deprecating story at a dinner party, everyone’s laughing along with you? But then when someone else repeats that same story at another dinner party you feel they’re all laughing at you?

  Toby Young

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  Tags in Laughing, Party

• My own laugh is the real thing and I’ve had it all my life.

  Phyllis Diller

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  Tags in Laughing, Real

• My father used to call me the laughing hyena.

  Phyllis Diller

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• Judge of a jest when you have done laughing.

  Robert Lloyd

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  Somewhere between laughing for no reason, making fun of each other and calling each other names, I fell for you.

  Unknown

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  You’re so hypnotizing, you’ve got me laughing while i sing you’ve got me smiling while i sleep.

  Demi Lovato

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  Tags in Sing, Laughing

• One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was only fifteen, went over with a baseball bat to kill him. I was laughing out of one eye and crying out of the other. I thought, Who am I kidding?

  James Caan

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  Tags in Fifteen, Baseball, Laughing, Eye, Crying

• The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I’m not happy because there’s nothing better for me than a world that everybody’s just trying to make each other laugh.

  Matthew Perry

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  Tags in World, Better, Happy, Laughing, Little

• I think I will die laughing.

  Jeanne Calment

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  Tags in Laughing, Will