My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold – You can’t have a masseur called Harold. It’s like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena.
Victoria Wood Quotes
I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on.
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| Birth: | 19th May, 1953 |
| Nationality: | British |
| Profession: | Actress, Comedian, Screenwriter, Singer, Television Director |
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Victoria Wood is an English comedian, actor, singer-songwriter, screenwriter and director. Wood has written and starred in sketches, plays, films and sitcoms, and her live comedy act is interspersed with her own compositions, which she accompanies on piano.
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