Always tell the truth; then you don’t have to remember anything.
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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.
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Birth: | 30th November, 1835 |
Death: | 21st April, 1910 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Author, Humanist, Lecturer, Writer |
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