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• When Babe Ruth was asked in 1930 how he felt about making more money that the President of the United States, he replied ‘I had a better year than he (Herbert Hoover) did.’ When Tom Snyder was asked in 1977 how he felt about making more money per year than President Carter, he replied, ‘I have to go out and buy my own 707.’

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• He’d give the devil ulcers.

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• Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.

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• Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

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• There’s a wonderful family called Stein, There’s Gert, and there’s Epp and there’s Ein: Gert’s poems are bunk, Epp’s statues are junk, And no one can understand Ein.

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• He wouldn’t give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.

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• Kiss principle: Keep it simple, stupid.

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• Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband.

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• His shortcoming is his long staying.

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• If there were any justice in the world, people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.

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