Quips and Comments Quotes

He’d give the devil ulcers.

Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

There’s a wonderful family called Stein, There’s Gert, and there’s Epp and there’s Ein: Gert’s poems are bunk, Epp’s statues are junk, And no one can understand Ein.

He wouldn’t give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.

Kiss principle: Keep it simple, stupid.

Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband.

His shortcoming is his long staying.

If there were any justice in the world, people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.