Kinky Friedman Quotes

• Students don’t know who Mark Twain was because he wasn’t on the test.

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• Remember: Y’all is singular. All y’all is plural. All y’all’s is plural possessive.

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• Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

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• No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

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• Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings, but we’ll work late and be honest.

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• May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

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• If you ain’t Texan, I ain’t got time for you.

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• If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.

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• I’m too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

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• I’ll tell you right now. I’m for prayer in school.

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• I’ll sign anything except bad legislation.

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• I’ll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

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• I see an issue I like, and I suppAort it.

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• I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

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• I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it’s just not in a place I can show you.

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• I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn’t hold ’em under long enough.

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• How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

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• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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• And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

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• A happy childhood… is the worst possible preparation for life.

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Kinky Friedman (40)

Birth:	1st November, 1944
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Columnist, Humorist, Novelist, Politician, Singer

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