Jonathan Carroll Quotes

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.

 

Women are always complaining about men’s fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?

 

Why do people always gesture with their hands when they talk on the phone?

 

When I was in college, I was the editor of the literary magazine and insisted neither the editors nor the writers be specifically identified-only our student numbers appeared on the title page. I love that idea and still do.

Very often I’ll find out at the end of a book what I put in at the beginning. A sort of process of elimination and discovery in one.

There’s almost always a point in a book where something happens that triggers the rest of the plot.

The Wilmington, Delaware, television station that bills itself as The Family Minded Station is Channel 69.

The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wash public telephone booths and the glass over traffic lights? Every time I see someone doing these things, I smile like a child.

 

Salzburg… is a mountain town with a rushing river running right through the center, everything in the rain various shades of green and brown.

 

 

People who truly love us can be divided into two categories: those who understand us, and those who forgive us our worst sins. Rarely do you find someone capable of both.

 

 

People are always waiting to be discovered.

Old people are often impatient, but for what?

Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings.

May this house stand until an ant drinks the ocean and a tortoise circles the world.

Krakow is one of my favorite places on earth. It is a medieval city full of young people. A wonderful, striking combination.

Just write about what bites you and damn the rest.

It’s always fun to walk down the street with or behind a really beautiful woman, for no reason other than to see how the world reacts to them.

It took me less than half a lifetime to realize that regret is one of the few guaranteed certainties. Sooner or later everything is touched by it, despite our naive and senseless hope that just this time we will be spared its cold hand on our heart.

In Poland, my audience is all women between 18 and 30. At U.S. conventions, you have the fantasy and science fiction crowd. At Harvard you have an entirely different audience. It’s so schizophrenic.