Jay Mohr Quotes

• You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

  Jay Mohr

• Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

  Jay Mohr

• When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

  Jay Mohr

• Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.

  Jay Mohr

• True Yankees are born, not made.

  Jay Mohr

• Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

  Jay Mohr

• If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

  Jay Mohr

• If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

  Jay Mohr

• If it doesn’t know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

  Jay Mohr

• I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.

  Jay Mohr

• I wasn’t the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn’t shut up.

  Jay Mohr

• I think I made a mistake once… yeah… it was only once.

  Jay Mohr

• I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a s*xual harassment suit, more frustrating.

  Jay Mohr

• I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.

  Jay Mohr

• I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

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• Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

  Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr (16)

Birth:	23rd August, 1970
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Comedian

About

Jon Ferguson Cox "Jay" Mohr was born in Verona, New Jersey, USA. He is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his role as Professor Rick Payne in the TV series Ghost Whisperer from 2006–2008, the title role in the CBS sitcom Gary Unmarried from 2008–2010, as a featured cast member on the sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live from 1993–1995 and the back-stabbing sports agent Bob Sugar in Jerry Maguire. His role in several films include: Picture Perfect, Paulie, Small Soldiers, Playing by Heart, Go, The Adventures of Pluto Nash, Street Kings, Hereafter, and The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. He is the author of book, entitled Gasping for Airtime(memoir).

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