Greg Behrendt Quotes

• A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves.

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• If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you including a fear of intimacy.

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• A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he’s just not that into you.

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• Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.

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• The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.

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• Life’s biggest rewards come from the biggest challenges.

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• An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of ruining the friendship.

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• Better than nothing is not good enough for you!

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• People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

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• Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.

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• He doesn’t need to be reminded you’re great.

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• I believe in love the verb, not the noun.

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• We’re taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you’re the rule, not the exception. It’s liberating. But we also know it’s not an easy concept. -He’s not just into you

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Greg Behrendt (13)

Birth:	21st July, 1963
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Comedian

About

Greg Behrendt was born in San Francisco, California, USA. He is an American comedian. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City, starring Sarah Jessica Parker. Apart from that he also hosted two short-lived television shows, The Greg Behrendt Show and Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call. He started the podcast Walking the Room with his friend Dave Anthony. He graduated with a BA degree in theater from the University of Oregon in 1991.

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