Bill Maher Quotes

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  We fear different things. I fear climate change. They fear a demon in a red body suit with a pitchfork.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Fear

  Tags in Change, Different
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  Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Faith, Admired
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  If Barack Obama can call a basketball player for coming out of the closet, he should thank that guy in Cleveland for getting 3 women out of a dungeon.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Getting, Dungeons, Women
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  To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I agree.’

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Actually, License

• I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Politics

• Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Politics

• The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Politics

• I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Politics
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  Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Women, Getting, Relationships

• We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Politics

  Tags in Overrun, Conformists, Sheep

• You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Humour

• I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Religion, Uncategorized

  Tags in Disorder, Initiative, Great, Flying

• Kids. They’re not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Kids, Easy

• When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Rest, Clear

• This is a ridiculous heat wave we’re in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Age, Love

  Tags in Said, Reading, Book

• Maybe every other American movie shouldn’t be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.

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  Topics in Movies

  Tags in Based, Solved, Land, American

• I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the president, not a rerun of ‘Law & Order’. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Worried, Stars, Day

• The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Juries, Trials, Law And Lawyers, Could

• Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Curious

• Men are only as loyal as their options.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Opinions, Mankind, Loyal, Men And Women, Men

Bill Maher (50)

Birth:	20th January, 1956
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Author, Comedian, Commentator, Producer, Screenwriter, Television Presenter

About

Bill Maher  is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, satirist, author, and actor. Before his current role as the host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher hosted a similar late-night talk show called Politically Incorrect, originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.

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