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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
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|Birth:||21st January, 1924|
|Death:||20th April, 1992|
Benny Hill was an English comedian and actor, notable for his long-running television programme The Benny Hill Show. After leaving school, Hill worked at Woolworth's, as a milkman, a bridge operator, a driver and a drummer before becoming assistant stage manager with a touring review. For the stage, he changed his first name to "Benny" in homage to his favourite comedian, Jack Benny. His first appearance on television was in 1950. In 1964, he played Nick Bottom in an all-star TV film production of William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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