You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King Quotes
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
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| Birth: | 26th December, 1927 |
| Death: | 9th May, 2004 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Comedian, Producer, Writer |
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Alan King was an American actor and comedian known for his biting wit and often angry humorous rants. King became well known as a Jewish comedian and satirist. He was also a serious actor who appeared in a number of movies and television shows. King wrote several books, produced films, and appeared in plays. In later years, he helped many philanthropic causes.
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