Ogden Nash Quotes

I eat my peas with honey; I’ve done it all my life. They do taste kinda funny, but it keeps ’emon the knife.

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

My verse represents a handle I can grasp in order not to yield to the centrifugal forces which are trying to throw me off the world.

All winter long, I am one for whom the bell is tolling; I can arouse no interest in basketball, Indoor fly casting or bowling; The sports pages are strictly no soap! And until the cry Play Ball! I simply mope.

He tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick, And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

One thing that literature would be greatly the better for Would be a more restricted employment by authors of simile and metaphor.