Trouble will come soon enough, and when he does come receive him as pleasantly as possible … the more amiably you greet him, the sooner he will go away.
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It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us in trouble. It's the things we know that ain't so.
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| Birth: | 26th April, 1834 |
| Death: | 6th March, 1867 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Humorist, Lecturer, Writer |
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Artemus Ward was born in Waterford, Maine. He was a United States humor writer. At birth, his surname was "Brown." He added the "e" after he became famous. In 1858, he published in The Plain Dealer the first of the "Artemus Ward" series, which, in a collected form, achieved great popularity in both America and England. In 1860, he became editor of Vanity Fair, a humorous New York weekly, which proved a failure. About the same time, he began to appear as a lecturer and, by his droll and eccentric humor, attracted large audiences. "Artemus Ward" was the favorite author of U.S. President Abraham Lincoln. Before presenting "The Emancipation Proclamation" to his Cabinet, Lincoln read to them the latest episode, "Outrage in Utiky", also known as High-Handed Outrage at Utica.
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