Bill Bryson Quotes

According to an opinion poll, 13 per cent of women in the United States cannot say whether they wear their tights under their knickers or over them. That’s something like a million women walking around in a state of chronic foundation garment uncertainty.

In the first three months of this year the US edition of Time did not have a single report from France, Italy, Spain or Japan, to name just a few of the countries that seem to have escaped its notice.

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. In fact, a moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.