There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
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I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.
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Birth: | 17th September, 1953 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Actress, Comedian, Writer |
About
Rudner was born in Miami, Florida, the daughter of Frances, a homemaker, and Abe Rudner, a lawyer. Her mother died when she was 13. After graduating from high school at 15, Rudner left Miami and headed to New York City to embark on a career as a dancer.
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