A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious!
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.- Bill Cosby
The Iban, when they decide that something is really funny, and know that they are going to...- Redmond O'Hanlon
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.- Wendell Johnson
Jazz is the folk music of the machine age.- Paul Whiteman
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.- Peter Ustinov
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|Birth:||6th December, 1955|
|Profession:||Actor, Comedian, Writer|
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