Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
George Carlin Quotes
Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man is living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
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| Birth: | 12th May, 1937 |
| Death: | 22nd June, 2008 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Actor, Author, Comedian, Critic, Producer |
About
George Denis Patrick Carlin was born in Manhattan, New York, USA. He was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, author, and producer. He was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. His role in several films include: With Six You Get Eggroll, Car Wash, Outrageous Fortune, Working Tra$h, The Prince of Tides, Dogma, Scary Movie 3, and Jersey Girl. He wrote several books include: Sometimes a Little Brain Damage Can Help, Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and Three Times Carlin. His albums list shown below: You Are All Diseased, Back in Town, A Place for My Stuff, Playin' with Your Head, Take-Offs and Put-Ons, On the Road, Carlin on Campus, and Classic Gold.
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