Larry David Quotes

You know, I’m really not that bright.

You have to discover when you’re inadequate to be funny and you don’t know you’re inadequate when you’re a kid.

Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base.

When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street – things like that.

Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I’m – basically inside, I’m a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over.

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!