People say ‘my phone sucks.’ No it doesn’t. The shittiest cell phone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.”
Louis C.K. Quotes
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
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Louis C.K. (107)
Birth: | 12th September, 1967 |
Nationality: | American, Mexican |
Profession: | Actor, Producer, Writer |
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