People say ‘my phone sucks.’ No it doesn’t. The shittiest cell phone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.”
Louis C.K. Quotes
Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.
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Louis C.K. (107)
Birth: | 12th September, 1967 |
Nationality: | American, Mexican |
Profession: | Actor, Producer, Writer |
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