Mark Roberts Quotes

I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn’t. It’s surprising.

I’m a free spirit; more people should become free spirits.

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana’s funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.

One of my favorites is ‘The Sound of Music’. When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off, I always wish that a gust of wind would blow her skirt up.

The Full Monty, ah, it’s superb. The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England.

Nudity, in the right way, can enhance a film or a TV program or a TV commercial. If it’s done tastefully it can make it more of an interesting product.