Martin Short Quotes

All you’re trying to do in an improvisation is get as much material as possible for the editing room.

Being the youngest of five, you’re adored, you’re fueled with confidence.

David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late ’80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He’s a very cool, hip guy. This film, let’s face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he’d find it funny.

I hate to lull the audience into letting them think that something is something. It’s always fun to defy expectations.

I have a kind of objective luxury about my career.

I know if I were to drop dead now, people would probably write nice things in the obit.