Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm.
David Cross Quotes
I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
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| Birth: | 4th April, 1964 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Comedian |
About
David Cross was born in Atlanta, Georgia. He is an American stand-up comedian, actor and screenwriter, known primarily for his standup work, the HBO sketch comedy series Mr. Show, and his role as Tobias Fünke in the sitcom Arrested Development. Cross formed the sketch comedy group "Cross Comedy" with 12 other performers, and they put on a new show every week. He performed at the alternative comedy club Un-Cabaret in Los Angeles. Cross continues to perform stand-up, in which he blends political commentary and satire. In 2004, Shut Up You Fucking Baby! was nominated for the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album.
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