Andy Milonakis Quotes

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

There’s not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.

There’s little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

There’s a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I’ve been a hip hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.

I’m on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it’s as if it doesn’t even exist.