Joseph Yule Jr. Quotes

When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, ‘I know, I know…’

I’m the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100,000 short.