Alexei Sayle Quotes

A lot of those comics can’t hold down relationships and they’ve got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can’t even talk. All they can do is tell gags.

I’ve accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

But as in all cults, what’s central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you’re very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.

Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else.

Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like “”Brothers in Arms”” and immediately you know they’re a stupid annoying git.

Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.