Predictions are preposterous.
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
Cricket is the greatest game that the wit of man has yet devised.- Sir Pelham Warner
Advertising is selling Twinkies to adults.- Donald R. Vance
The struggle of the male to learn to listen to and respect his own intuitive, inner prompt...- Herb Goldberg
Each generation of the church in each setting has the responsibility of communicating the ...- Francis Schaeffer
Each had defended his own country; the Germans Germany, the Frenchmen France; they had don...- Ernst Toller
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|Birth:||9th June, 1931|
Jackie Mason was born in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, USA. He is an American stand-up comedian and film and television actor. His 1986 one-man show The World According to Me won a Special Tony Award, an Outer Critics Circle Award, an Ace Award, an Emmy Award, and a Grammy nomination. His role in several films include: The Stoolie, The Jerk, The Perils of P.K., Caddyshack II, One Angry Man(also writer), and In a Pickle. His role in television include: Chicken Soup(TV series) and Best of Times(TV series).
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