Melissa Rivers Quotes

The Emmys are flat-out fun.

My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother – again! – but I’ve also got her mini-me to contend with.

It’s the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we’re having a blast out here.

God wanted me to bend over, he’d have put diamonds on the floor.

But you know, everyone forgets that she’s very different in real life to how she is on stage, and it’s been great having her living here. Although I do think that she should maybe rent the house next door.