Melissa Rivers Quotes

The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we’re interviewing dogs. We see a lot of contestants licking themselves, but we’re used to that from covering the Grammys.

The Emmys are flat-out fun.

My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother – again! – but I’ve also got her mini-me to contend with.

It’s the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we’re having a blast out here.

God wanted me to bend over, he’d have put diamonds on the floor.