Joseph Bologna Quotes

You know, people come up with formulas who are uncreative. They can’t picture something different so they can only go by something that’s laid out for them.

Why can’t she move in with you? Is she against that? She’s not a Mormon or anything, is she?

When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not. It was either entertaining or not. It was either exciting or not. It was either thrilling or not.

The stage is suspension of disbelief. Film is a literal medium.

So to me, Texas Hold ’em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that’s going to work.

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.