A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
Much of the wisdom of one age, is the folly of the next.- Charles Simmons
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.- Bill Cosby
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.- Bob Hope
The Iban, when they decide that something is really funny, and know that they are going to...- Redmond O'Hanlon
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.- Wendell Johnson
Comments on: "Steven Wright Quotes: When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age..."
|Birth:||6th December, 1955|
|Profession:||Actor, Comedian, Writer|
Quote of the day
Our mission is to motivate, boost self confiedence and inspire people to Love life, live life and surf life with words.