Kristen Johnston Quotes

When you’re that tall, people talk about it all the time.

To actually be allowed to be beautiful is a total first for me.

Onstage, I was never the ingenue.

My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh.

May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman’s body, wouldn’t you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?

If you love it, and work really hard at it, it will really happen, I believe. I’m living proof.