I am amazed at radio DJ’s today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
Jasper Carrott Quotes
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
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| Birth: | 14th March, 1945 |
| Nationality: | British |
| Profession: | Comedian, Television Presenter |
About
Jasper Carrott was born in Acocks Green, Birmingham, England. He is an English comedian and television presenter. He was awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award by the British Comedy Awards on 6 December 2008. His role in film and television include: Jane and the Lost City(film), Carrott's Lib(British comedy series), Commercial Breakdown(TV show), Canned Carrott(comedy stand-up and sketch-show), The Detectives(British comedy TV series), All About Me(British television sitcom), and Golden Balls(British daytime game show- presenter).
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