Allan Carr Quotes

You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman… I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home.

We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then I’ll be happy. We just get on, and that’s half the battle.

It’s Charley’s Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.

I’m just generally hugely frustrated, I’m a very, very frustrated man. I’m just a ball of pent-up frustration.

I’d love to do acting, but it’d definitely have to be comedy. I can’t do serious. It’s completely beyond me.

I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren’t laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof.