Moon Zappa Quotes

Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it’s a better something.

We had two rules growing up in my house: If you’re going to take a shower, do it with whomever you’re dating so you don’t waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody’s going to want one.

Not many people know what their parents sound like having s*x. It was noisy.

My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn’t realise I was going to get educated.

My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store.

My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves.